So I am just going to assume since you ladies all told your hubby’s exactly what you like last week you had the best sex of your life. Or at least you’re on your way there. So this week let’s get a little crazy shall we?
I defy you to read that title and not picture Ferris on top of a float in Chicago with Bavarian girls dancing behind him. If you don’t know what I am talking about you are either too young or too old to be having sex and you shouldn’t read this post anyway.
Part of the reason our sex lives get stale is because we fall into a rut. Perhaps an evening in the bedroom looks like this. Husband leans over with twinkle in eye. You agree, somewhat annoyed that you have to stop reading Better Homes and Garden. You kiss a little, touch at points A,B and C (and always in that order), assume the same position as always, 45 minutes later (well maybe not, that was for the hubby) resume reading magazine. My sex life is wayyyyy more exciting than that, but I am speaking to the rest of you of course. Ahem.
Perhaps what we need is to mix things up a bit. Now I am not talking about anything crazy. No toys, weird costumes, dirty talking (unless you want to, no judgement here). Just something a little different all while maintaining your Christian values. Maybe you kiss a little longer to build anticipation. Maybe you touch at points B, A, C (radical!). Or, gasp, try a different position. I am not going to get into specifics here, use your imagination. Trying new things is typically awkward at first (ouch, you’re on my hair), but you may find something that works really well that you can add to the repertoire. If nothing else, you can have a good laugh trying something different. If you go too crazy and end up in the E.R. make sure you have your stories straight, preferably one that doesn’t involve the real reason you got injured.
I can’t WAIT for the comments after this one 
Candice
says:
I figured Ferris meant Ferris Bueller (sp) but I didn’t know what you meant so I asked hubby and he pulled up the you tube of it lol. He said “I don’t see what this has to do with your thing though”.
Candices last blog post..Reusable Baggies
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March 15th, 2009 at 11:08 pm
Becky
says:
I totally had the Ferris scene in my head from the title even before you mentioned it! Looks like I am just the right age to be having sex. Wahoo!
Beckys last blog post..Me Popeye, You Yogi Bear
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March 16th, 2009 at 12:45 am
Heidi @ Blue Eyed Blessings
says:
I can’t help but giggle with this. You just have a way of writing these things…even if they are a little uncomfortable for me to read.
Come on by to snag an award I gave you on my blog.
Heidi @ Blue Eyed Blessingss last blog post..come on, let’s be honest here
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March 16th, 2009 at 4:31 am
Bobbi
says:
Have you read Leman’s “Sheet Music” cuz I have a feeling it’d crack you up!? I’ll try to get my funky groove on this week! HA HA HA!
Bobbis last blog post..Memory Monday–Ephesians 6:10-15
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March 16th, 2009 at 7:55 am
Erin G
says:
45 minutes???? as if.
Erin Gs last blog post..Pregnancy: Beanie FAQ
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March 16th, 2009 at 10:20 am
Wani
says:
Trying new things can be alot of fun! We occasionally use a triangular pillow to add a little variety. I have no idea where we got it (my husband used to use it for his acid reflux – sexy, I know)… we’ve seen special ones intended for use in the bedroom but their kind of expensive. But you could always use a regular pillow to add a little lift to your bum… or whatever.
Wanis last blog post..Its that time of year!
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March 16th, 2009 at 10:21 am
Amy W
says:
http://morristown.liquidchurch.com/pages/page.asp?page_id=59776
just wanted to share – my friend attends this church and they did a series on love and sex.
It is great!
thanks for this “journey”!
Amy Ws last blog post..Target deals I got this week
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March 16th, 2009 at 12:25 pm
melissa
says:
i’m jewish so i don’t need to worry about maintaining christian values and seeing eden fantasys has been bombarding us mommy blogs…i have a plethora of toys!
and i TOTALLY pictured ferris bueller. in fact, now i can’t stop saying bueller, bueller…in my head. thanks. a lot!
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March 16th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
Lana
says:
heehee, fun
My man will like this one. me too. I need to be more creative sometimes.
(Is ‘dirty talk’ dirty when you’re married? Gosh I hope not! *blush* Still, I hope my mom doesn’t read this.)
I have NO idea what you are talking about with Ferris (although my parents once told me about some movie about some dude named ferris bueller…), so I guess that makes me young, but seeing as how I’m old enough for a marriage license…
Lanas last blog post..Happy Purim!
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March 16th, 2009 at 4:09 pm
Brie
says:
My hubby and I LOVE Ferris Bueller’s Day Off – and we bought a VCR just so we could continue to watch it after our old one broke. We should probably have just bought the DVD but we had a lot of other VHS tapes we weren’t ready to give up. Love this one, we figured out different “positions” when I was preggo and some of them just worked so well for us we still use them!
Bries last blog post..Advancing in Life…
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March 16th, 2009 at 5:59 pm
Amy
says:
45 minutes? LOL Try, “Quick before the kids realize what we’re doing & open the door to barge in here!” (We don’t have a lock on our bedroom door and various attempts at wedging it shut so that it can’t be opened have failed.)
Amys last blog post..AIG to pay MORE bonuses!
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March 16th, 2009 at 6:21 pm
Lana
says:
Amy, my parents door didn’t have a lock either. However (I didn’t understand it at the time, though…) they had a hook and eye that they kept at the top of the door, and that kept us out pretty well. I thought it was so momma get dressed in privacy and my brothers wouldn’t barge in (I wanted one on my door! Privacy was hard to come by with so many brothers…)
Lanas last blog post..Happy Purim!
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March 16th, 2009 at 6:44 pm
Dawn
says:
Oh yeah, baby!
Dawns last blog post..Don’t Destroy Them!
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March 16th, 2009 at 8:56 pm
Brooke
says:
i promise i’m old enough (shows id saying i’m 28 and legally married) but i don’t get your reference.
*runs off to google*
Brookes last blog post..Happy St. Patrick’s Day!
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March 17th, 2009 at 9:46 am
sue
says:
have you checked out the Christian Nymphos? they are dedicated to reminding Christ-following women that God designed sex to be *spicy*.
i read them regularly – they have “position of the week” posts and other things that i find interesting and useful. they are blunt about sex, but it’s not distasteful or crude.
check ‘em out – http://christiannymphos.org/
(and no, i’m not one of the “spice girls” on the blog. just a loyal reader.
)
sues last blog post..things i love thursday: redmond real salt
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March 18th, 2009 at 1:30 pm
Lois Lane II
says:
FYI, I’m shaking things up, and my husband is going crazy (in a good way, lol)!! He even mentioned today, “I really like this new aggressive side.” Yea!
Lois Lane IIs last blog post..Heart of worship
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March 19th, 2009 at 2:42 pm
Lana
says:
after trying….
we like.
will do more.
’nuff said.
Lanas last blog post..Luke’s exercise incentive program
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March 19th, 2009 at 4:59 pm
jubilee
says:
Is THAT what “C’mon, baby, now. Twist and shout.” really refers to?!
jubilees last blog post..A Little Bit O’ Linky Lurve
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March 27th, 2009 at 11:11 am